植物大戰殭屍2:極寒冰窟

(瘋狂戴夫和潘妮出場)
戴夫：呃呃呃呃呃……這裡簡直比一頭北極熊吃冰棒還要冷啊！
潘妮：沒錯，這表明我們已經到達了極寒冰窟。
戴夫：我們回到了歷史上的很久很久以前……我們回到了史前時期！！！
潘妮：一個對歷史上產生了深遠影響的重要時期，用戶戴夫。然而現在更為重要的是……
潘妮：我的傳感器探測到這片草坪上有一塊巨型浮冰。
潘妮：資料顯示，它會將植物與殭屍全都冰住！
潘妮：並且，我打賭那些飢餓的殭屍們會在它周圍找到一條通路。
戴夫：別擔心，我們會機智地種下植物，令那些「冰冷」的殭屍止步於此！
(瘋狂戴夫和潘妮退場)

Crazy Dave: Brrrrr. It's colder than a polar bear eating an ice pop!
Penny: Indeed. It appears we have arrived in the Frostbite Caves.
Crazy Dave: We've traveled so far back in history ... we've arrived in PREhistory!
Penny: A historic moment indeed, User Dave. But more importantly...
Penny: My sensors indicate there is an ice floe on the lawn.
Penny: Data suggests it will block both plants and zombies.
Penny: Though I predict zombies will find a way around it.
Crazy Dave: Don't worry. We'll plant wisely and stop those zombies COLD!
(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)

(瘋狂戴夫和潘妮出場)
戴夫：別左顧右盼的了，潘妮，我們的植物陷入了令人沮喪的凍傷狀態！
潘妮：是這個時期的冰凍颶風^[1]凍住了那些植物。
潘妮：我建議我們叫上烤洋芋，她能夠融化掉那些冰塊。
戴夫：我已經準備通過物理熱身來接受這個方法了！
(瘋狂戴夫和潘妮退場)

Crazy Dave: Don't look now, Penny, but those plants have a sad case of freezer burn!
Penny: It's the freezing winds from this time period. They've immobilized the plants.
Penny: I suggest we call on Hot Potato. She can melt those ice blocks.
Crazy Dave: I'm warming up to the idea already!
(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)

(瘋狂戴夫和潘妮出場)
潘妮：資料顯示，颶風甘藍在這裡會很有用。
戴夫：一陣來自他的猛烈寒風過後，殭屍們會「冷靜」下來，並且變得遲鈍。
戴夫：這傢伙帶來的是真正的回擊。我的意思是，這是可能的方式中最好的。
(瘋狂戴夫和潘妮退場)

Penny: My data suggests Hurrikale would be of great use here.
Crazy Dave: A blast of air from him, and the zombies will chill out and slow down!
Crazy Dave: The guy's a real blow hard. And I mean that in the nicest way possible.
(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)

(瘋狂戴夫和潘妮出場)
戴夫：我已經開始對這鬼地方感到害怕了。
戴夫：並且，我的腳真的也感到很冷！
潘妮：是時候增加熱量了。我認為甜椒投手能夠勝任這個職務。
潘妮：他能夠向殭屍投擲甜椒，並且使鄰近的植物保持溫暖。
戴夫：快來採（c ai）一菜（c ai）籃子的彩（c ai）椒投手！我愛（ai）這能周全解決我們愁苦的蔬菜（c ai）！
潘妮：你說話一定要押韻嗎？用戶戴夫？一定嗎？
(瘋狂戴夫和潘妮退場)

Crazy Dave: I'm starting to get cold feet^[2] about this place.
Crazy Dave: Also, my feet are getting really cold.
Penny: Time to turn up the heat. I recommend Pepper-pult for the job.
Penny: He lobs hot peppers at zombies and also keeps nearby plants warm.
Crazy Dave:Let's pick a peck of Pepper-pults! It's the perfect plant for our predicament!
Penny: Must you rhyme, User Dave? Must you?
(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)

(瘋狂戴夫和潘妮出場)
戴夫：地球進入冰川期實在是太糟糕了。我們需要一股熱浪！
潘妮：同意。請注意，我已經將雪球替換成了火球。
潘妮：火焰指能夠融化冰霜，並對殭屍造成傷害。
戴夫：哇哦！我聽別人說，復仇其實就是一場暴風雪般的招待。^[3]
戴夫：但是我認為，那是烈焰一般的招待！熊熊烈焰！加上額外的辣椒醬！
戴夫：以及一個玉米卷！
(瘋狂戴夫和潘妮退場)

Crazy Dave: Global cooling is the pits. What we need is a heat wave!
Penny: Agreed. Please note, I have now replaced the snowballs with fireballs.
Penny: The Flamethrower power-up melts frost and damages zombies too.
Crazy Dave: Neat-o! You know, they say revenge is a dish best served cold.
Crazy Dave: But I say it's best served hot. Fiery hot! With extra hot sauce.
Crazy Dave: And a side of tacos!
(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)

(瘋狂戴夫和潘妮出場)
戴夫：這些冰窟殭屍的腦袋可真是又硬又頑固。
戴夫：他們絕對不會以「不要腦子」作為回應！
潘妮：數據顯示，尼安德特殭屍們的頭骨相比其他殭屍的腦袋硬了百分之三十三點二。
潘妮：我建議部署甜菜護衛。他的葉子蘊含著神奇的秘密。
戴夫：你是指他的老招牌——「只管撞死他們」的招式？
戴夫：它能夠將殭屍們撞回他們來時所到的地方！
潘妮：我想現在這已經不再是個秘密了，對吧戴夫？
(瘋狂戴夫和潘妮退場)

Crazy Dave: These Cave Zombies sure are hard headed.
Crazy Dave: They just won't take "no brains" for an answer.
Penny: According to my data, Neanderthal zombie skulls are 33.2 percent harder than other zombie skulls.
Penny: I purpose we deploy Chard Guard. He has a secret up his leaves.
Crazy Dave: You mean his ol' Knock 'Em Dead maneuver?
Crazy Dave: It'll knock those zombies back where they came from!
Penny: I guess it's not a secret any more, now is it User Dave?
(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)

(在完成關卡並獲得便條之後)
戴夫：潘妮，乃有木有在感到疲倦時舔冰棍兒並且用舌頭將它捲起的習慣？
潘妮：不。用戶戴夫，我沒有這個習慣，也沒有舌頭。
戴夫：唔……我也不會。這聽起來實在是太風——狂了。
潘妮：唉。在您的舌頭開始癒合時，請注意這塊奇怪的遠古石碑。
潘妮：這似乎是個警告牌，是冰窟殭屍的傑作。
戴夫：它系不繫在警告人們不要用舌頭舔冰棍啊！

Crazy Dave: Penny, hath you ever tried licking an ice-thickle and got your tongue thtuck to it?
Penny: No, User Dave. I have not.
Crazy Dave: Uh... me neither. Thath would be craaaazthy.
Penny: Sigh. While your tongue heals, please note the strange stone tablet.
Penny: It appears to be a warning sign, written in Cave Zombie.
Crazy Dave: Doesth it warn people not to lick ice-thickles?

(殭屍博士出場)
殭屍博士：我，殭屍頭頭博士，我要告訴你另一個可怕的預兆！
殭屍博士：你攤上大事了！大——事！巨事！真的！
殭屍博士：來自地獺巨人的碾壓！碾碎你那些小小的，顫抖著的植物！
殭屍博士：地獺巨人還投擲許多帶有遠古瘟疫的小鬼！
殭屍博士：祝你一路順風，半路失蹤。謹啟 殭屍頭頭博士
(殭屍博士退場，瘋狂戴夫和潘妮出場)
潘妮：我認為那隻殭屍是不會進化演變的。
戴夫：上百萬，上億，億萬年之內都不會！
(瘋狂戴夫和潘妮退場)

Dr. Zomboss: Me Zomboss. Me write you another threatening note.
Dr. Zomboss: You in trouble. Biiiiig trouble. Gargantuan trouble, in fact!
Dr. Zomboss: Sloth Gargantuar smash! Smash your tiny, shivering plants!
Dr. Zomboss: Sloth Gargantuar deliver prehistoric plague of Imps!
Dr. Zomboss: Have bad day. Sincerely, Dr. Zomboss.
(Dr. Zomboss disappears, Crazy Dave and Penny appear)
Penny: I postulate evolution will never come to that zombie.
Crazy Dave: Not in a million, billion, gazillion years.
(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)

(瘋狂戴夫和潘妮出場)
戴夫：我真希望那些史前殭屍們回到他們的洞穴中。
潘妮：用戶戴夫，也許是時候採取一種新的戰略了。
潘妮：資料顯示眩暈洋蔥在這兒一定是一位……強大的……盟友。
戴夫：真是好主意！潘妮！這傢伙的呼吸令人震驚！
戴夫：這可不是誇張的說法。他利用他令人作嘔的口臭……令殭屍眩暈。
戴夫：粗野！不過，也很機智聰明！
(瘋狂戴夫和潘妮退場)

Crazy Dave: I wish these prehistoric zombies would just go back to their caves.
Penny: User Dave, perhaps it's time to try a new tactic.
Penny: Data suggests Stunion would make for a... potent... ally here.
Crazy Dave: Great idea, Penny! That guy's breath is stunning!
Crazy Dave: Not even exaggerating. He stuns zombies... with his bad breath.
Crazy Dave: Gross. But also, pretty nifty!
(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)

(在玩家完成關卡並接收冰封戰場之後，瘋狂戴夫和潘妮出場)
潘妮：用戶戴夫，我發現了一塊外來的冰塊。
戴夫：看上去像是一副準備向我揮來的殭屍冰錐。
潘妮：分析標明這塊令人毛骨悚然的冰塊能夠解鎖一個寒冷的挑戰。
戴夫：你居然聽得懂我在說什麼？讓我們壯壯壯壯壯壯膽吧！
(瘋狂戴夫和潘妮退場)

Penny: User Dave, I've detected an incoming ice cube.
Crazy Dave: Looks like a zombie-sicle to me.
Penny: Analysis suggests this creepy cube unlocks a chilly challenge.
Crazy Dave: You know what I say? Brrrrr-ing it on!
(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)

(瘋狂戴夫和潘妮出場)
潘妮：警---警---警告！用戶戴夫！防凍劑儲---儲---量不---不---足！
潘妮：一旦我的系統完全被凍---凍---凍---住，我們可能將永遠被困在這裡！
戴夫：這該死而寒冷的天氣！完全不在我意料之中啊，潘妮！
戴夫：是時候釋放火焰豌豆之力了！
戴夫：她可以使用熱能攻擊那些殭屍，並給周圍的戰友們提供溫暖！
(瘋狂戴夫和潘妮退場)

Penny: W-w-warning, User Dave! I am r-r-running l-l-low on antifreeze!
Penny: If my systems f-f-f-freeze up, we could be stuck here forever!
Crazy Dave: It'll be a cold day in heck before I let that happen, Penny!
Crazy Dave: Time to unleash Fire Peashooter!
Crazy Dave: She can apply heat to those zombies, and warm up nearby pals too!
(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)

(瘋狂戴夫和潘妮出場)
戴夫：潘妮，我們現在需要一杯熱可可！
潘妮：用戶戴夫，這裡有一種未命名的能與殭屍戰鬥的武器。
潘妮：我想我們就叫她旋轉蕪菁吧。
潘妮：她能夠盤旋在半空中，並向四個方向發射子彈攻擊殭屍！
戴夫：這姑娘有前途！也許她也知道該如何製作熱可可？
(瘋狂戴夫和潘妮退場)

Crazy Dave: Penny, what we need right now is a nice hot cup o' cocoa!
Penny: User Dave, that is an unproven zombie-fighting weapon.
Penny: I recommend we call on Rotobaga instead.
Penny: She can hover above ground AND shoot at zombies in four directions!
Crazy Dave: Kid's got talent! Maybe she knows how to make hot cocoa too?
(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)

(殭屍博士出場)
殭屍博士：你們吼哇——！殭屍頭頭博士想問問悽慘的種植者朋友們一個史前問題！
殭屍博士：找玉米卷幹啥子？它真的像你們吹捧得那麼美味嗎？
殭屍博士：也許這是……一個騙局？也許這是……一個陰謀？
殭屍博士：好好深思熟慮吧！嗚哇哇哈哈哈！嗚嘎——嗚嘎！
(殭屍博士退場)
戴夫：潘妮……我的玉米卷！？
潘妮：用戶戴夫，請忽視玉米卷……忽視別人的嘲諷。
潘妮：是時候跟殭屍「頭頭」博士戰鬥了！
(瘋狂戴夫和潘妮退場)

（在打敗獠牙征服者並接收極寒冰窟獎盃之後）
（瘋狂戴夫和潘妮出場）
潘妮：幹得漂亮，我們已經擊敗了殭屍「頭頭」博士。
戴夫：他居然還想讓我質疑我的玉米卷！
潘妮：用戶戴夫，我們的時空之旅……
潘妮：你知道，它可不僅僅是找尋一個玉米卷這麼簡單。
戴夫：我想你是對的，潘妮。它還包含——
(瘋狂戴夫和潘妮退場，殭屍博士出場)
殭屍博士：哈！殭屍頭頭博士沒有被擊敗！
殭屍博士：殭屍頭頭博士會從毀滅的邊緣再次爬回！
殭屍博士：殭屍頭頭博士將會在你不歡迎他時再次捲土重來，帶來大！驚喜！
殭屍博士：殭屍頭頭博士不想再以第三人稱的方式再討論他自己了，拜拜！
（殭屍博士撤退）

Dr. Zomboss: Gurrreetings! Dr. Zomboss have prehistoric question for pitiful plant friends.
Dr. Zomboss: Why you hunt for taco? Is taco all it cracked up to be?
Dr. Zomboss: Could it be... trap? Could it be... trick?
Dr. Zomboss: Chew on that! Mwwwahahaha unga unga!
(Dr. Zomboss disappears, Crazy Dave and Penny appear)
Crazy Dave: Penny... my taco!?!
Penny: User Dave, ignore the taco. Ignore the taunts.
Penny: It's time to FIGHT DR. ZOMBOSS!
(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)

(After defeating Dr. Zomboss and receiving the Frostbite Caves Trophy)
(Crazy Dave and Penny appear)
Penny: Well done. We have defeated Dr. Zomboss.
Crazy Dave: And his attempt to make me question my taco!
Penny: User Dave, our journey through time...
Penny: You know that it is about more than just a taco.
Crazy Dave: I suppose you're right, Penny. It's also about-
(Crazy Dave and Penny leave, Dr. Zomboss appears)
Dr. Zomboss: Ha! Dr. Zomboss not defeated!
Dr. Zomboss: Dr. Zomboss crawl back from brink of destruction!
Dr. Zomboss: Dr. Zomboss return when you no expect him. Bring BIG SURPRISE!
Dr. Zomboss: Dr. Zomboss stop speaking about self in third-person now! Guuudbye!
(Dr. Zomboss disappears)